Sly Slaps His Bitch Up?

by Michelle McKee

Janice ‘I’m out of my damn mind’ Dickinson apparently irritated former bed mate, Sly ‘I’m way too old to beef up on my own’ Stallone, when she commented that while they were together he juiced her up on steroids. Sly, being the oh so manly man that he is, in retaliation thought that it would be rather hilarious to poke fun at the real issue of domestic violence on the Howard Stern Show by stating that the only thing he injected into Ms. Dickenson as his fist.

Sly baby, the international testosterone driven hero that he is, apparently has a faulty switch that connects his brain with his mouth because only an idiot would think that violence against women is something to laugh about. Of course, he prefaced his commentary of genius with a little preliminary damage control by attempting to devalue the opinions of women who pointed to his failed attempt at hilarity for the pathetic rubbish that it was. Get a clue Rambo, you’re not funny – and anyone who had the misfortune of viewing that screen sensation, Oscar, is well aware of just how unfunny you actually are.

Now I can see how someone would want to pop the lovely Ms. Dickinson in the mouth. Having to listen to her and look at her at the same time would probably do me in, too. Can you imagine that in bed? It makes me shudder! However, actually following through and dropping her on her can just isn’t something that one should advocate. You know, Rocky? Hey, refute her allegations, you’re certainly entitled. But joking about hitting any woman for any reason, especially given your public persona and all, just makes you look like an arrogant misogynistic asshole. At least in my not so humble opinion.

[Michelle Gray is the editor of, and contributing writer at, In Cold Blog, a multi-authored true crime blog.]