Paris’ Guru is a Fraud

Paris Hilton’s supposed “Guru” is not actually a spiritual adviser.  He’s an actor!  The method Guru named Maxie Santillan was exposed by TMZ and has had parts recently in “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.”  Reports indicate that Hilton has claimed that Maxie is her “Shaman” and he is responsible for changing her life for the better.

It’s certainly nothing new that actors are spiritual advisers.  Some of them are even spiritual leaders!  Madonna helped grow the Kabbalist community.  Tom Cruise has been a near Apostle for Scientology, spurring thousands of gossip reading saps into L. Ron Hubbard saplings.  The Beatles practically invented the concept of Karma.  And without the band Nirvana, there certainly would never have been a spiritual state to enter called Nirvana.  Think about it, Jesus was crazy famous before people started recognizing him as the son of God.  Check out Maxies digital Myspace pad.

 I now pronounce you….an idiot