Paris BFF

I felt badly for Paris when she had to go to jail.

Darlin’ when they finally catch up with me I know it’s going to suck and I’ll cry like a beeatch too.

But what could be worse than jail?

This guy from the Howard Stern Show. Benjy.

He’s uber creepy and if we all vote for him he could be Paris Hilton’s new BFF.

Finally, a reality show worth watching.