Lite Fingers Lohan & The Procured Pelt

Is Lindsay Lohan financially strapped and down on her luck these days, or is she just too brain dead to be able to remember what she was wearing when she left the house?

Taking to heart the term, “finders keepers,” little Miss Lohan reportedly walked out of a New York City nightclub wearing an $11,000 mink coat, that she didn’t have in her possession when she initially arrived. Seems that her jacket belonged to a Columbia University student who spied Lohan and her ill gotten booty in OK! magazine after the coat did a vanishing act, and subsequently enlisted an attorney, or two, to retrieve her beloved granny’s gift.

Lindsey was apparently a little hard on her “borrowed” mink because the procured pelt was reported to have a rip in the lining and smelled like a night on the town. Lindsay, didn’t anyone tell you that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray? And apparently those little dead rodents smelled like they’d been hitting a distillery, or so it’s alleged. Are we off the wagon - again - dear?