Britney Spears & Mel Gibson Together in Costa Rica

Melney 

I’m going to be the one to break the news here: Britney and Mel are hooking up, and it is more than just friends.  Reportedly, they are going to visit Mel Gibson’s Costa Rican vacation home for some “time to relax”.  What kind of “friendship” could these two have that would leave to private vacationing at Mel’s romantic 25 acre ranch, one of the premiere vacation spots in the Western Hemisphere?  The answer is that they are going to make out and do other sexually related things.  I mean seriously, since the dawning of viagra, we’ve seen a renaissance of sorts in 50 year old males sex lives.  That eliminates any rumors of Mel shooting blanks.  *Note - Mel is married with 7 kids.  But it’s Hollywood, right?