Walba gets hitched

Omg! Either we were all blinded by her maternal glow, or she was smart enough to ride the coattails of the Simpson-Wentz nuptial frenzy, but Jessica Alba and long-time boyfriend Cash Warren tied the knot on Monday! It was apparently a a quiet, courthouse ceremony. She wore a blue dress and he wore khakis. It’s as if they woke up, got dressed and spent the morning deciding whether to eat lunch at an outdoor cafe or go get married. They got married.

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I’m going to let the lame factor slide on this one. After all, she is like 7 months pregnant with his child. And also, they made a documentary together about LA gang violence — that’s just socially responsible.

So, Nick and Vanessa- your title is safe. You two still continue to be the lamest celeb couple ever.