The Real Victims of Rockstars Partying

by josephbillesbach

  Chris Keily, 26,  has lost his eighteen year old girlfriend to rockstar, Ron Wood. Chris, a music technician, was completely baffled when Ekaterina, the girl, left in the middle of their usual Friday night date to Chili’s to fly to Ireland with the Rolling Stones guitarist and multimillionaire. He was used to being the older man in her life and never figured someone could out old him, but sadly he was out-olded, out-moneyed, and out-rocked. Now, he’ll only have memories of their good times like going to the corner pub, and the pictures he took on his cellphone when they got home. ” When she’s had a few drinks, she’s quite funny,” Chris explained. Meanwhile, Ekaterina has become Ron Wood’s muse while Chris has been forced to start hanging out in malls and convenience stores hoping to find another young girl who will think he’s so mature and cooler than high school boys.