Celebrity Fight Club: Tucker Max v. Michael Ian Black

The Tucker Max-Michael Ian Black conflict, which is as strange and awkward as everything else in Black’s career, is really picking up steam. In case you aren’t up to date on potential bouts between Vh1 Panelists and douchebags, Black challenged ol’ Tucker to fight since Max’s “I Hope They Serve Closet Frat Brother Sex in Hell” is ranked higher in Amazon’s Humor section. Max has responded to Black’s initial challenge, which prompted another post from MIB on his blog. This could easily become the Fight of the Century.

I could wax poetic on this one for pages, but instead I decided to determine other category-based literary squabbles from Amazon.com destined to take place on the undercard:

African American: Ralph Ellison (3) v. Toni Morrison (6)
Collections and Readers: David Sedaris (1) v. Chuck Klosterman (2)
Drama (Handicap Match): Arthur Miller (2,3 & 6) vs Thornton Wilder (5) & Tennessee Williams (7)

Who ya got?