The Summer of Our Celebrity Couple Discontent?

 It’s cooler than a Toyota Prius, trendier than a Cambodian orphan, and is sweeping “Celebdom” faster than an undocumented housekeeper. It’s Celebrity Breakup Season, and so far it’s been a smorgasbord of teenage mistresses, mind controlling religious cults and irrenconcilable differences. Now the sh*t just got real. The greatest thing to come from Comedy Central’s roasts of anybody and everybody, the love between Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel, has been torn asunder. The woman who tasted a dog’s butt and the man who brought the world “girls jumping on trampolines,” has given us the juiciest nugget of celebrity breakup gossip possible. Monday, Kimmel’s publicist was quoted on their breakup as saying,” Jimmy and Sarah have no further comment.” OMFingG! What heinous and depraved acts have these two committed against each other? Unfortunately, it seems we are going to have to wait before we get all the dirty details. I just hope we have the collective attention sp……