For Hours Long and In Spanish

by travistack

Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, has now settled his court case with an underage girl who claimed he exploited her in his videos. He settled the case by agreeing to drop his counter suit (a very clever ploy by a very rich man). Soon to come: exploitation lawsuits from every other girl in those videos.
Of course, this doesn’t get him off the hook with tax evasion charges. He might have to blow a Court Justice to get that one dropped. A terrifying concept seeing as the cold-cock of law is rigid and unwavering.

It was recently divulged that Mary-Louise Parker begged the director of “Fried Green Tomatoes” to keep the lesbian themes in the film, as she believed it was integral to the theme of the story. Of course, producers declined the suggesting; making them the dumbest people in the entire world.
I mean, WHO THE FUCK turns down making a movie where Mary-Louise Parker has lesbian sex?
All I can assess from this situation is that this man was either:
A.) an idiot; or
B.) the devil.

Steven Soderbergh is having a hard time finding a distributor for his new film about Che Guevara as producers are worried it might not be successful with the American audience. I for one, think this is a tragedy…
However, the film is over four hours long and in Spanish, so they’re probably right.

Read on for more about Topher Grace, Rosie O’Donnel and… what’s that?
Oh, yeah…
LUKE PERRY MOTHERFUCKER!

Producers have planned a spider-man spin off based on Topher Grace’s venom character from Spider-Man 3. Proving once again, the producers of Spider-Man have absolutely no taste.
Everyone I know who saw that movie said:
“hey, it’s the kid from That 70s Show! … I hate that guy!”

It’s not that Topher is a bad guy… it’s just that some people find him slightly annoying as all hell. I’m sorry… there’s nothing you can do about being annoying. It’s inoperable and we know no cure.

Also this week, Rosie O’Donnel says she’s addicted….
…to blogging!
Apparently, the star needs to stop posting news on the internet, because she’s become obsessed with it. Of course, she has yet to have the same realization about Twinkies.

Oh, and lest I forget… Luke Perry, motherfucker!!!
What’s that? Oh that’s right; you heard me.
I said LUKE – PERRY.

Luke Perry will be returning to television! After turning down a role on the new 90210, the actor agreed to join the cast of “Law & Order: SVU”.
So… we can all expect SVU to be the exact same show, only much cooler since it has Luke Perry in it now.