Origin of “Montauk Monster” Revealed

Suprise! Suprise! Suprise! It’s a wacky new viral marketing campaign. Insiders report the beast is actually the spawn of Satan and it’s being used to introduce the new crossover storyline between…. Rock of Love 3 with Brett “Valtrex” Micheals and The Hills!!!! It’s a natural combination like pb&j,  cookies and milk or Amy Winehouse and crack. On the Rock, Brett’s taking this one on the road, and to spice things up, Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Brody Jenner are going to be vying for the all important “face time”. Will Brett learn the ways of the “Bromance”? Meanwhile on The Hills, Daisy, season two’s runner- up from Rock, is moving in with Audrina and rumor has it bringing out Spencer’s wild side, with a strap-on. The monster will be featured in the finale when it’s revealed one cast member thought TicTacs were birth control.