Turn Off Cellphones and Pagers

The weekend is here, time to spend your hard-earned dough at the movies. Toss in popcorn for two and a nite-cap afterward at Applebees and you’re rollin’.

But before you wow your date with an affordable zinfandel, spend some of your employer’s time right now to check out which films to see. Go ahead, we won’t tell.

Tropic Thunder Ben Stiller’s action-spoof of filming an action film. Opens 8/15.

Vicky Christina Barcelona Who do you have to be in order to to film a Scarlett Johansson - Penelope Cruz kiss… that lasts 5 seconds long? Woody Allen, who else?  8/15.

The House Bunny From scribes Kirsten Smith and Karen McCullah Lutz of Legally Blonde, and produced by Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison pro co. 8/22.

Death Race Jason Statham kicking even mo’ ass. 8/22.