A Tidal Wave of Celebrity Deaths

It seems that within the last few weeks, the average life span of semi-influential entertainers has significantly decreased.  I’m pretty sure TMZ is going to be considered for a Pulitzer for all the punctual death announcements they have made.  They say celebrities die in threes, but it looks like they die in baker’s dozens.  And sadly, Spencer Pratt lives on.

This is going to sound quite insensitive, but if anyone is happy about this recent barrage of celebrity casualties, it has to be the friends and family of David Carradine.  There are only a few ways to bury a story as embarassing as his, and the death of the King of Pop is one of them.

On a side note, can we get a separate autopsy on Michael to see what the hell was done to his face and skin?