Lindsay Lohan Wears Cocaine For ‘Movie Role’

Paparazzi witnessed Lindsay Lohan (center) stumbling out of a Los Angeles area crack den this morning, covered in what appeared to be cocaine. When asked why she was covered in cocaine, an incoherent Lohan told concerned photographers that she was on her way to a movie set and the cocaine was part of the role.

“I’m late to a f—in’ movie or something!” Lohan said through fits of drooling. “This cocaine is the part! Now get out of my motherf—in’ way!”

The troubled “actress” then passed out in a pile of crackhead vomit.

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