Miley Cyrus To “Design” Clothes For Wal-Mart

Miley Cyrus is making her best decision yet as she jumps into the clothes designing arena with Wal-Mart. This seems kind of silly, since a 16-year-old girl with the voice of an elderly smoker may not know a whole lot about clothes design. If we delve deeper, however, Wal-Mart is making a smart move with this. Most of their clothes are badly designed by Chinese children already, so they can’t do any worse by having a teenage celebrity–who doesn’t know her ear from a bolt of fabric–design some cheap clothes.

To quote Miley via E! Online:

“I love creating looks that are all about personal expression and individuality… Collaborating with Max Azria has been an amazing experience, and I’m really excited about launching this line with Wal-Mart. There’s even more to come!”

There’s even more to come? Wow! Yeah, wanting everyone to dress like an adolescent Stevie Nicks is the way to foster individuality. Oh, wait, she’s also collaborating with veteran designer, Max Azria? So Max will be creating “the looks that are all about personal expression and individuality” and then stamp her name on them? I might have to rethink this whole scheme. Adolescent girls will be dressing like a middle-aged guy’s concept of hip? Let those Chinese kids out of their cages, post-haste! There is work to be done!

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