A woman ate shit on Picasso’s rare painting “The Actor” at the Metropolitan Museum of Art last week, causing 6 inches of the canvas to tear. While the fall did not entirely destroy the painting, the woman was shunned accordingly from her adult art class and a restraining order has been issued due to her “balancing troubles”.

In preparation for Picasso’s showcase this spring, 3-year old Molly Phillips will repair “The Actor”. She is known for her exquisite finger painting skills and incredibly modern approach to fine art. The Met has also chosen young Molly due to her resemblance to Picasso’s cubism period.

“My mommy says I’m the best,” says Phillips.

Molly has requested to be paid an undisclosed amount of
Zhu Zhu Pets for her effort towards fixing the painting.

The Met’s restoration team agreed that this would be a fresh, groundbreaking approach for repairing works of art whenever another douche falls on a century old masterpiece.