Extra, Extra Laugh All About It!

by O.C.

This is a mid-week update of the rich and famous a.k.a celebrities who do stupid things that make us laugh.

Rapper C. Murder is on trial for the 2002 shooting and killing of a fan. His defense plans to show that this is just how he gives autographs. A bullet, some blood and murder! What fan can’t appreciate that?

Paula Abdul is leaving “American Idol,” but she made the announcement on twitter first, which may explain why it was news to her when she finally sobered up and realized what she twittered, tweet, twit.

Joe Jackson has confirmed rumors that Omer Bhatti is Michael Jackson secret fourth son. He said, “He looks like a Jackson, he can dance like a Jackson too.” So I guess that makes Chris Brown, Ne-Yo and Usher Jackson’s estranged sons, too.

With that said, Michael Jackson’s estranged son Chris Brown may be closer to punching Rihanna in the face again. She’s asking the judge to throw out the Restraining Order. Looks like Tina Turner may soon have some competition.

Miley Cyrus’ stalker is obviously crazy — there’s no question about it. He could be out stalking Megan Fox, but instead he picks Hannah Montana. Now that truly is a nut.

Lady GaGa does an acoustic version of Poker Face on Japanese television. As if the song is serious enough to require an acoustic version – she’s not Bob Dylan. But what’s even more frightening is the dead bat or puppy she decides to attach to her head. I hear naked PETA protesters coming around the corner.

Did Bill Clinton apologize in North Korea to gain the release of the two imprisoned journalist? That’s what conservatives want to know. Who cares? The real question is did Bill Clinton apologize to Hillary for the jizz on the intern’s dress who obviously doesn’t believe in dry cleaning.

The controversial artist Daniel Edwards has created a sculpture of a nude Angelina Jolie supposedly breastfeeding her twins, Knox and Vivienne. Maybe the babies are Benjamin Button when he aged backwards to a newborn.