Finally! The 30 Rock Porno!

by ThaneEconomou

I suppose it was bound to happen. From the first time I watched 30 Rock I was like, this is great, I just wish everyone were ejaculating. Now my dream has come true. They have made a 30 Rock porno. 

The official website actually says the following: “30 ROCK - A XXX PARODY is a must-have for anybody who likes to laugh or cum!”

 

I instantly bumped this cinematic tour de force to the top of my Netflix queue above Schindler’s Fist (another porno) and Hannah Montana – The Best of Both Worlds (surprisingly not a porno.) I instantly watched it and it was marvelous. Someone who looks mildly like Tina Fey naked is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

Yet, it was on the second viewing, with the director’s commentary track, that I was truly enlightened. Here are some of his classic gems: 

“Sure, everyone was urging me to call it 30 Cock. But I didn’t want anyone thinking my movie had 30 cocks in it. It only has a couple of cocks. Plus, that’s just tacky.”

“When I was a child, I spent all day dreaming about being a porn director. Well, that and trying to not be molested by my uncle.”

“I’m a fucking genius.”

“If you are not watching this in Blu-Ray, you really aren’t getting the full effect of just how big the Alec Baldwin look-a-like’s dick is.”

“Now if I can just get them to make my Office XXX spoof, The Orifice, and Parks and Masturbation, then I can finally complete my Porno Night Done Right.”