Getting a Jump on the Ryan Seacrest / Lindsay Lohan Nickname

It has been reported that Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan had a long night out on Thursday that only ended around 6:00am.  This doesn’t necessarily mean anything happened or that the two are a couple, but just in case, I am going to use this opportunity to patent a celebrity couple nickname.

Here are the options:

1. Sea-han: It’s short, blends the two names evenly.  Notice that Seacrest still has top billing in the nickname because, let’s face it, Lohan isn’t pulling in what she used to.  You can pick your own I Know Who Killed Me joke (I don’t Know anyone who saw this movie, all I Know is that the movie Killed her career, etc).

2. Ryan-han: A little repetitive, but still has a good ring to it.

3. Lo-Crest: Kind of brings to mind that Seacrest, who probably has LoveSacs full of money sitting at home, is stooping a little bit low in his dating choice.

4. Sea-say: Almost like the Spanish phrase Si se Puede , but without a trace of ethnicity.

5. R-ohan: My personal favorite.  Not very creative, not very inventive, but fans of The Lord of The Rings series will love being reminded of the city once ruled by King Theoden that came to the aid of Gondor when they needed it the most.  That’s right, I am a loser.