Harmful if Swallowed

by alwaysangry

Dear Zaz,

Why do people own dogs? Why? I don’t get it? If you can barely take care of yourself, why would you take it upon yourself to involve another life in which they’re responsible? On top of that, what’s the point of having a living animal inside your civilized human living quarters? You’re just opening the doors to having something that can’t clean up after itself nor contribute anything leave its hair, slobber, poop and pee all over for YOU to clean up… Suppose you have boatloads of money from being abrasive on HBO. Say that you could easily afford to buy a house and trainers and caregivers for a stupid pet, say a dog, to have it poop in the grass on the lawn of your acres of property. Let me ask you, WHY THE F#@K DO YOU LIVE IN A LOW-LIFE HOLLYWOOD APARTMENT???????????

That being said, F#@CKYOU Dane Cook!!!! Get a fucking house with your $$$$$$
Rich irresponsible schmuck!!!!

Always Angry,

Dane Cook’s Neighbor