Holy Crap.

It’s a 4 minute video of Jimmy Fallon getting laser eye surgery. I don’t know how else to explain it.

Something may be really wrong with me but I just can’t get enough of this. If there were a television channel dedicated to showing nothing but Jimmy Fallon getting eye surgery 24 hours a day — “The Jimmy Fallon Surgery Channel” — I would watch it. I dare say I would pay a reasonable subscription fee for such a service. I don’t know why, but yea, like the sirens of old, Jimmy Fallon’s mangled retina’s call to me. I can’t help but play this video again.