Hookers, Drugs and 3D Glasses

David Blaine recently managed to set the world record for longest time holding his breath on the Oprah show. My question is: what the hell did they do during that 17 minutes and 4 seconds where David was holding his breath?
Did the audience just sit there? Did Oprah talk? What the hell happened? Someone, please tell me; I never watch Oprah.

Jeffrey Katzenberg, chief of animation at Dreamworks, has announced he plans to release all the studio’s future films in digital 3D. The only problem is that there a very few cinemas could show them; that, and, it’s not the 1970’s.
The whole point of 3D movies was things popped out at you; so, are all their new films gonna have people throwing things towards the camera now? For this to be interesting every movie would have to feature at least one gaping pair of jaws attacking the screen.

Obviously, big news this week was Gary Dourdan’s arrest for possession. The CSI star was arrested for the possession of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription pills after officers found him passed out in his car, on the wrong side of the street with his internal lights on.
As far a monumental fuck ups go, this one pretty much takes the cake. In all fairness, if you take drug-cocktails like that it does sort of explain him passing out in such a precarious situation. Then again, so does Gary being a bit of a twat.

Of course, if you haven’t seen Miley Cyrus’ “scandalous” photos… then you’re really not missing much. The photos show the actress, looking horrendous, wrapped in a towel. It’ll be a big hit with people who are really into seeing exposed backs (and we all know there’s nothing kinkier than a nice bit of spine).

Also in the news, Denise Richards has accused Charlie Sheen of using escort services! She’s also accused the sun of being bright and Nazi’s of being mean. Why is she still slamming him in the news? Are they still going through their divorce? What the fuck! You’re both rich; just buy some new shit and leave each other alone! I mean, can you please get back to doing cool stuff already, we’re trying to live vicariously through you guys over here!

Oh, and in case you were waiting to confirm this: Ian McKellen just signed on to play Gandalf in the upcoming film, the “Hobbit”. The film is set to be directed by Guillermo del Toro, and will most likely bear a striking resemblance to the book “The Hobbit” by JRR Tolkien. Also, I think there might be Hobbits in it.
So that’ll be fun.