Jimmy Fallon: Saved By The Bell Murder/Suicide

Murder= My childhood crush on Zach Morris and my early 20’s crush on Jimmy Fallon. Suicide= Both Gosselaar and Fallon’s careers.

Jimmy Fallon had Mark-Paul Gosselaar on as “Zach Morris”, the character he played on the hit 90’s TV show “Saved By The Bell”. The only parallel I can muster up to describe this atrocity, is the sadness and hope I feel for our US economy. As with the economy, I’m just so sad that both Jimmy and Mark-Paul have fallen to such depths, and I truly hope, with the whole of my heart, that they have the capacity to recover from such a dark, empty place.

Fallon is elaborately planning to reunite the entire cast of “Saved By The Bell”, hoping to drudge up ratings from former teen fans. Unfortunately, if this reunion actually happens, I’m almost certain God will strike down the NBC studio killing everyone, even the already punished studio audience.