Joe Jackson Discovers New Jacksons To Jackson (exploit)

by ThaneEconomou

Only weeks after the death of his son, a Michael Jackson biographer has stated that Joe Jackson hopes to take his grandchildren on a music tour in 2010 under the name The Jackson 3.

God, I wish I was making this up.

Ian Halperin, a biographer, has reported that several sources claim Joe Jackson wants a world tour with the kids: Prince Michael, Paris, and Prince Michael II (Blanket).

During numerous press stops where Joe was supposed to talk about Michael, but instead talked about his own musical acts he manages, he hinted that the children have talent.

Prince Michael, Paris, and Prince Michael 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold are all supposedly talented and, if Joe gets his way, would be part of the most perverse musical act since C. Thomas Howell did a Tupac tribute concert in black face.

Joe Jackson has previously stated his grandchildren need time to grieve. Which is why he has undoubtedly planned to charge admission for fans to watch Paris cry in person.

But Joe has supposedly taken a greater interest in Blanket, the youngest, who he told The Today Show is “a great dancer.” Perhaps he will sponsor out the name, calling the child Snuggie. Then Joe can then mock the child’s nose and appearance, and encourage him to perfection through massive whippings and beatings. Then he’ll grow up to be just like his dad.

Joe Jackson is currently the manager of a number of hip-hop artists. He also enjoys resting on his throne of fire, torturing the eternally damned, playing Wii Tennis with Saddam, and scrapbooking.

National Lampoon takes a stern stance that the memory of Michael Jackson should not be tarnished by jokes and silliness.

Here are the links to our Michael Jackson Jokes: The Greatest Hits, Zombie Michael Jackson Crowns New King Of Pop, and our video: Live! Michael Jackson Hospital Death Coverage