Joe Jonas Did What!

As a concerned, God-fearing parent in the Mid-West, I am calling for the censorship of the Jonas Brothers. And it has nothing to do with Joe Jonas putting on a leotard and strutting his stuff to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.”

But Joe Jonas has gone too far and admitted in an interview to once dealing drugs. Here’s his exact words: “when I was a really little kid, I tried to prank kids in my neighborhood by giving them mints, but they were actually medicine … that I found on the ground. It was dangerous.” Here he is admitting to giving drugs to unsuspecting children, hoping to one day get them addicted and draw them in for a stronger addiction like coke or crack. 

Now normally, I love Disney and everything they stand for – pushing children to the brinks of drug use but never quite getting them there. How could you not like their morals and standards? Look at their past and present role models. Shia LaBeouf who’s madly in love with his own mother. He’d rather kiss her than make out with Megan Fox. Miley Cyrus who’s dating a model that’s way older than her. Britney Spears who’s a wonderful mother. So wonderful that her little sister decided she wanted to get started right away.

Disney was doing so well, until I learned about Joe Jonas’ dark past. I refuse to let Disney force me to be a parent to my children and teach them right from wrong – that’s what television is for. We all know what happens on T.V. is real. We all know that everything that a celebrity says is gospel.

I won’t let them taint my children. Several parents and I, plan to leave our children home alone for a month, maybe a year, fly to Los Angeles and hold Disney accountable for their actions. We will not be defeated.

Signed by Cool Righteous And Proud Parents!