Dear Fellow Americans, Thank You For Voting

As a satirist I couldn’t hope for two better dressed women.

Four years of this should be fun. I’m sure that Mr. Blackwell is spinning like a rotisserie.

You may not appreciate the full hideosity of said ladies’ outfits but I assure you that Ms. Bidens suit made me rue the day I got HDTV and I’ve been told the lady has a neck, maybe we’ll see it one day. Or perhaps her head will continue to bobble precariously above overpirced suits dyed in colors that I can only hope do not exist in nature.

And Ms. Obama? Darlin, I can’t even begin to talk about that dress. I notice that you aren’t wearing pantyhose and your legs are the reason we all go to the gym (perfection my dear), but whatever persuaded you to wrap that thing around your waist? The whole getup resembles an apron splattered arcross the front of the hottest body to rock the White House since before I was born.

So yeah, does this administration excite me? Hell yes! But you know who’s gonna have a field day, don’t you? Go Fug Yourself.

Jessica Gottlieb is a freelance writer in Los Angeles, she can be found writing at JessicaGottlieb.com