Odds and Unfortunate Ends

Forget Fantasy Football, the gambling odds for Dancing with the Stars are up! If there’s anything great about the online sportsbook era, it’s the ability to gamble on entertainment and pop culture related nonsense. Anyway, you can view the lines at BetUS.com, but I have the full chart and other odds after the jump.

1 Misty May Treanor +250
2 Cody Linley +400
3 Lance Bass +450
4 Maurice Greene +500
5 Toni Braxton +650
6 Susan Lucci +650
7 Warren Sapp +800
8 Rocco Dispirito +1100
9 Kim Kardashian +1200
10 Brooke Burke +1400
11 Ted McGinley +1400
12 Jeffrey Ross +3500
13 Cloris Leachman +5000

In my humble opinion, the best bang for your buck (no pun- the best sexual experience would be McGinley or Leachman, hands down) is on Brooke Burke or Kardashian. Every year, hot chicks stick around for far too long simply because people like looking at them. Not too mention Kardashian has already spent her entire life hanging around for no apparent reason.

Here are some odds for the show found only here at the Zaz Report:

Show gets cancelled next season due to McGinley’s presence- 5:1
Jeffrey Ross makes a pass at his dancing partner- 3:2
Jeffrey Ross SUCCESSFULLY makes a pass at his dancing partner- 100:1
Kathy Griffin shows up to support Lance Bass, syphon publicity- 8:1
Cody Linley wins the week the Jonas Brothers perform- EVEN

On a much less enjoyable note, RIP Don LaFontaine. You were one of the reasons I insisted on getting to the movies early and added more enjoyment to perhaps my favorite part movie-going: the previews.