Paris Hilton is VERY Insightful

Somewhere between sucking Doug Reinhardt’s face and grinding on his denim cock, Paris Hilton found time to comment about the television version of herepes, The Hills. “The show is, like, so fake and lame…they make up relationships when they’re not there.” Deep. Paris is very credible when it comes to real relationships, especially her relationship with her old new BFF. Unfortunately, the relationship was a little too real for Paris and she is now seeking a replacement on the upcoming season of “My New BFF”. They should just the show title to: “My New BFFUIGBOGASATEMCIBTCRBMBFFS” (Best Friend Until I Get Bored Or Get Another Season and Trick Eighteen More Contestants Into Believing They Can Really Be My Best Friend Forever, Suckas). Now that’s hot.