Rihanna Desperately Tries To Shake Publicity

“My hair just lands like this naturally”, Rihanna said yesterday, when asked WHY she would be drawing attention to herself, after having publicly forgiven Chris Brown for beating her to a pulp, disappointing women’s rights groups around the globe. When asked about the glasses, she responded “Women have come a long way with regards to domestic violence…  Fashionably concealing it, I mean.”