Somer’s Eve

by alwaysangry

Dear Zaz,

I’m so confused… the me of twenty years ago wants to get hard but just got reminded that even cougars die of old age in the wild. Not to mention that twenty years ago I was only in the preliminary stages of achieving full erection.

Usually any nip slip, lip leak, panty flash - all wardrobe malfunctions excite me but this one is tricky. I still romanticize Suzanne Somers as herself from Three’s Company re-runs and even as a MILF in Step-By-Step EVEN THOUGH I SAW in the video was the 62 year old’s panty flash. I wanted to like it but knew I CAN’T!

She looked well maintained but I question whether or not she still needs to wax/shave or if once a woman reaches a certain age do they go bald down there? Is that kinda hot?? Granny fetishes are all the rage according to the porn industry…

The good thing about watching videos on the internet is the quality from the small screens is so bad you can manipulate your mind to see what it wants. So YOU SUCK YOU CRAPPY INTERNET VIDEO PLAYERS!!!! GET BETTER SO I DON’T CATCH MYSELF GETTING OFF TO A PANTY/ADULT DIAPER FLASH OF A FORMER SEX SYMBOL.

ALWAYS ANGRY,

MY NOSTALGIC OSCAR MEYER