Susan Boyle Attitude Matches Her Looks

Susan Boyle the singing sensation that won over millions, with her YouTube performance of “I Dreamed a Dream,” is already feeling the pressure of celebrity. Last week she cussed out a television, this week she elevated her assault to cussing out real people. Looks like her face isn’t the only thing that needs a mini-tuck.

One of the Judges, Piers Morgan was quick to defend her, “You have to remember with Susan, she’s a 48-year-old lady from a tiny village in Scotland …,” which is why we should excuse the way she looks and now excuse the way she acts. But we should continue to be amazed that she can actually speak, form sentences and bath. Oh yeah and she has teeth. We’re already asking for too much.

The fact that she can open her mouth and actually sing is a blessing. And we should count our blessings that she hasn’t killed herself yet especially something so hideous. Simon Cowell adores Susan Boyle because when he sees her he can look past the ugliness and see the green.  “Realistically she is one of the ugliest persons I ever met and quite frankly I am surprised she hasn’t murdered herself, but I am glad she hasn’t because I can’t make money from corpses.”