Tea baggin

by charliegaeta

Tea Baggin

I am so excited that there is finally a tea bag party in New York sponsored by the Republican Party today at Brooklyn Bridge Park. It’s about time that this act got some national attention. I personally have been tea-bagging since I was in college. Who wouldn’t like their freshly shaved scrotum dipped into somebody’s mouth for constant soft sucking? I have always been a fan of teabagging. If Rush Limbaugh wants me to teabag with him then I’ll gladly stand next to him and brandish my balls for the wetness of some young Republican’s mouth. I hope that the weather warms up. It’s hard to tea bag with this cold, wet weather because you just don’t get the looseness of the bag when it’s that cold. It’s much better to tea bag when it’s warm. That way the bag loosens and you can really get a good dip. When my balls are all shriveled and cold I can’t get any depth on my dip. I don’t want just the tip of my bag licked. I actually want to dip my balls into a mouth and have them come out covered in saliva all shiny and cool. I’m shaving them and shining them up. I hope Republicans like smooth huevos cause the forest is gone and the tree stands alone. Who would have thought that the Republican party would go so far to please me after trying to stifle my voice against the war, the second war, Katrina, the bank bailout, torture, Guantanamo, and other issues too numerous to mention here. Thanks Republicans. I’d say you owe me this ball licking, but I don’t want to make you feel too bad about it. I’ll be quiet and accept my ball licking as if you are doing me a favor. Open wide and watch the shaft, I just got it waxed.