The Father Of Michael Jackson’s Children Revealed!

Reports are coming out of the woodwork that Michael Jackson’s kids may not have actually sprung from his biological loins. Apparently, Debbie Rowe was just a surrogate and the babies she held were not hers, and possibly not Jackson’s. This news isn’t exactly shocking, as the guy was afraid of women and lived in a theme park like Peter Pan. This does beg to question: Who is the father of Michael Jackson’s children?

You heard it here first, folks! Bubbles the chimp is the father! And I must say that the kids turned out quite well for having a Pan troglodytes as a father. What is Bubbles up to these days, anyway?