Trailer Trash: “Babylon AD” and “Transporter 3″

Remember Vin Diesel? He’s like Jason Statham without the accent. He’s also a great break dancer, which I imagine Statham is not. Anyway, this movie looks very bad. Wasn’t Vin Diesel headed for action super-stardom not too long ago? I’ll never forget that Spielberg hand picked him for Saving Private Ryan. Honestly, this just be called Transporter 3: Transport with a Vengeance in the Future. Speaking of the Transporter 3…

I hardly think a re-release of Crank for its 2nd anniversary is necessary. It’s not like it was that great of a movie and it hardly earned cult classic status. Wait. What’s that? This is actually a new movie that’s a third chapter in the ever-so-engrossing Transporter saga. I had no idea. I think even Jason Statham is confused. He’s destined to be the first film star to cross-over two of his own franchises. If you can call them franchises. They’re franchises like a shanty town is a gated community.