Well At Least They Weren’t Mimes…

Friday morning, clowns from the Big Apple Circus rang the opening bell for the New York Stock Exchange.  Master of Ceremonies Carrie Harvey and Grandma the Clown ushered in the day of trading. This is of course before Grandma went to her new day job at clown Walmart to supplement her clown retirement after her clown mutual fund went right in the crapper.

Don’t get me wrong, the Big Apple Circus is wonderful, but after the Dow plummeted another 300+ points, you start thinking “ehhhhh…maybe bringing in Patch Adams wasn’t such a good idea.”

With GM trading now at $3 a share, 17 people fitting into a tiny car just doesn’t seem that funny. I mean, if we could do that we wouldn’t be in this situation.