World’s Oldest Man Dies

by ThaneEconomou

Tomoji Tanabe, the world’s oldest man, died in Japan at age 113.

He was so old…

HOW OLD WAS HE?

He was so old that he would go to the buffet for dinner at 2 in the afternoon.

He was so old that ACDC told him to turn his TV down.

He was so old that he never said things were better in his days, because his days were the Great Depression.

He was so old that he got the Senior Special back when IHOP was still the League of Nations of Pancakes (LONOP)

He was so old his social security number was 1.

He was so old that he went into a museum and they kept him.

He was so old he watched PBS

He was so old that he was never really impressed by technology, because he invented fire.

He was so old that when he saw Jurassic Park in theaters, he got nostalgic.

He was so old he’s got Jesus’s beeper number.

He was so old when God said let there be light, he flipped the switch.

He was so old when someone told him to act his age, he died!

But yeah, he’s dead. So…