You know you’ve made it when…

by R. Evans

1.  You earn a cutesy little nickname in the tabloids like Lilo, Brangelina, that other sister with the big nose, the chick with the dick, Cuh-razee Spice, or Wino.

2.  People around the globe try to emulate your haircut.  Like how women in the 70’s wanted “The Farah”, women in the 90’s wanted “The Rachel”, and tranny’s in the late 00’s wanted “The Winehouse Beehive of Crack-House Horror” to top off their Halloween costumes.

3.  David Carradine comes back from the dead and spends six days of his newly undead time constructing a Jetson’s-esque statue of you out of legos for the sole purpose of dressing it in a better outfit than one you currently own then posing with it in front of a strip mall.

You’ve made it Amy Winehouse. Welcome to the Bigs.

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