Always know your predators. Bald. Mustache. Texan. Uneducated, yet still called a doctor.

Things turn sour for this guy (well, they started sour when he brought the guitar onstage) and he…reacts. Some would say ‘over.’ Best line is the very end, as to whether his actions were necessary.

Hey, crazy guy with the guitar: there’s only one master.

Hundreds of fans stormed out of a Britney Spears performance in Perth, Australia, angered that the popstar was lip-syncing. In other news, LA Kings fans left the Staples Center because it was too cold.

Not quite. But it would probably go something like this.