Articles by Drake Miller
With all this talk of people upstaging adorable songwriting country stars (Hi Taylor), I feel like some things may have fallen through the cracks. And by things, I mean…what the fuck is on Kayne’s head? Is anybody else seeing some sort of complex puzzle or maze? I feel like if you watched the VMAs stoned, you might just get lost for hours. His stylist probably moonlights as the guy who makes those paper place mats for TGI Fridays. Check out the up close photo from Perez and the following photo …
Dearest Roseanne,
I am writing to inform you that we will not be addressing the following pictures, published in Heeb magazine‘s Germany issue, where you are clearly dressed up as Hitler. Nor will we be commenting on the fact that you have decided to both bake and consume “Jew Cookies.” I just thought that you should know.
I can understand how one would might think this was ripe comedy fodder and I am glad to see that you’ve gotten in a World War II joke while it was still pertinent and topical. …
A recent German Sprite Commercial was banned for being a bit too…refreshing? Also the sex stuff may have been a problem.
It’s possible this could be unsafe for work if your boss was, say, born without a sense of humor. Just a heads up.
So do you feel like buying a Sprite now? No? Just confused and aroused? I get that.
Here’s a clip from local Philadelphia news where some poor reporter tried to get a legitimate interview with the cast of It’s Always Sunny. Danny Devito’s officially in the running for classiest dude on the planet. I laughed my ass off.
Which reminds me…This seems as good a time as any to show Devito’s spot on the view again. It’s not exactly news, but I don’t see any reason why not.
Maybe this was what they had in mind all along, but could anybody else really go for a Limoncello right now? …
There were some tantalizing rumors floating around that Buffy the Vampire Slayer was going to make a return the big screen. Well the rumors are true, but I bet there are a whole lot of people who wish they weren’t.
Buffy is coming back but as some hollowed-out shell of its former self. Check it out here and here. Joss Whedon is no way associated with the project and for that matter neither is any of the original cast, including Sarah Michelle Gellar. The franchise is instead going to be reloaded …
Adam Corolla is coming back to Loveline with Dr. Drew, all next week. I’m having a late 90s flashback. I feel like we should all be sitting around in Cargo shorts, listening to Ace of Base. What? What did you do in the 90s? That’s totally normal.
Loveline has been a pretty formative show for people in their 20s and 30s who needed to learn “oh hey, that can get you pregnant” or “there really are more people that find a plush pink stuffed wallaby erotic.” The radio show is available …
I was originally hesitant to put this up, since it’s not technically comedy so much as it’s pulp-action wrapped in awesome. But as you may have noticed the world is going right to hell in a hand basket and goddamn it if people don’t need a distraction. So consider this a reprieve from the woes of economic Armageddon — a reprieve in the form of New Zealand chicks kicking the crap of out people who done them wrong. Meet Zoe Bell. She’s made a career out of being thrown through …












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