Apparently Fantasy Football begins tonight.
Unfortunately the silly draft was smack dab in the middle of cocktail hour (everyone knows I’m busy at 4pm), so I missed the draft. I’m not too happy that my players don’t have the best footwear in the league, but the guys at Fox Sports did some sort of autodraft.
Let’s hope their method is as good as mine.
As for the loser challenge? It might suck for someone else.

Mike Judge’s latest movie Extract has just a whiff of Beavis and Butthead, and that’s good. Joel Reynolds (Jason Bateman) is the straight man for the comedy occurring all around him. Joel’s wife Suzie (Kristen Wiig)  closes up shop with a final tug to her sweatpants every evening at exactly 8pm, Joel is the saddest man in his too expensive planned community. He is living in a sexless marriage and driving the most expensive car in a dull town.
Joel wants sex with Cindy the con artist (Mila Kunis). Unfortunately Joel …

Today at E3, Nintendo and Segway unveiled their new Wii Fit Plus game.

I had a long rap planned about how funny it is that we’re so lazy we can’t even “virtually walk”.
But then something even funnier came out of E3

Sony has a new light up penis wand motion controller for the PS3
Be sure to read Engadget for full coverage of the E3 conference.
Jessica Gottlieb is a Mommy Blogger in Los Angeles.

Last week my friend Nina sent a link to a super funny show that I wanted to share with y’all.  I just finished watching Episode #7 of Duck n Cover, it’s Bully. If you ever had a fantasy of arresting your childhood bully, this is the show for you.
Duck n Cover is a sublimely funny Web Based series (webisodic?) that features Detectives Miller and McKenna as bumbling detectives who need training, therapy and a few more IQ points. From the site:
When Miller and McKenna lost their respective partners in a …

If you’re like me, you’re trying to figure out what David Cook, Ed Begley Jr., Hank Azaria and Emily Procter have in common. How do you get an American Idol, an envronmentalist, an A List Actor and an impossibly beautiful actress have in common?
They’re all guests on tonight’s episode of Free Radio. I was able to steal borrow get my hands on a copy of most of the second season. In their second season Free Radio really hits their stride. I sat alone in front of my television laughing …

Once again there’s nothing to write. All I have to do is direct you to Ingrid Newkirk’s insane will.
The text is as follows, if you’re looking for humor, I’ve taken the liberty of bold facing some of the content:
As someone who has dedicated a part of my life to the alleviation of animal suffering in various parts of the world, it is my wish that upon my death, my body be used to further that same goal. It is with this purpose in mind that I make the following directions …

Ooh, lookie what I found.
The Quincy Rose Show – Trailer from Dog Bear Productions on Vimeo.

Every so often the internet presents you with something so delightfully funny that you don’t even need to write.
I present to you, Yahoo Answers.

Jessica Gottlieb is a freelance writer in Los Angeles.

I don’t watch movies. I’m not into them, sitting still for 90 minutes feels like torture, and not a gift.
Today I watched a move and realized something. I love a good movie. Monsters vs. Aliens was fantastic.
Let’s face it, I’m a nerd. I like computers and games, I like gadgets and any old thing that plugs in. I detest packaged food and love the fact that the B.O.B. the blob is GMO food gone wrong.
Monsters v Aliens is an homage to every “B” horror flick the 50′s gave us. It’s …

Season Two of Free Radio scored itself a wonderful guest.

He was in the studio just last weekend and I did some low level stalking.
I was gonna toss my panties at him, but security got me…

Sadly, I’ll just have to watch Free Radio and wait (with baited breath) for Henry Rollins to appear.
Free Radio, Thursday nights at 11, premiering April 2nd.