As a married man, I’ve acquired a lot of wisdom about maintaining a good relationship with the opposite sex. Of these indispensable morsels, picking the right rom com is of the highest importance. As much as you wish it weren’t so, you’re going to have to watch them.  So you might as well learn how to pick the right ones. This week, I made an egregious error and added the abysmal “Made of Honor” to our Queue because we hadn’t watched a chick flick in awhile and I was attempting to …

I’ve heard endless complaints from movie-goers about the dearth of remakes and unoriginal material that Hollywood continues to churn out like a giant assembly line of suck so prolific, Henry Ford himself would be proud. Heck, even I complain about it on occasion. But it’s screenplays like this one for Asylum (Superman v. Batman) that take it to the next level. Not only does it tarnish two legendary American icons, it would murder their movie franchises if it were ever released. After reading it, I immediately wanted to greenlight another …

It’s quite simple, according to their official website, Norway’s a-ha has done it all:
As friends, musicians, stars and human beings, a-ha have in the course of time accomplished almost everything…
And this video is the proof:
Why is it proof? I honestly believe the band made this video themselves as part of a-ha’s plan to re-establish themself as a musical powerhouse for a new generation. “Let’s go viral and be ironic! The kids will love it.”

Since its creation in the 50′s, Colonel Sanders’ 11 herbs and spices has become the Holy Grail for fast food franchise recipes. Most restaurant chains and soft drink companies have some sort of “secret”, but none are quite as mythical as the KFC’s chicken seasoning. This week to ensure the recipe’s safety, the company is upgrading security for their prized possession (apparently the National Recipe Theft Threat Level was raised from Grizzle to Chum). The uber-secret is being removed from KFC’s offices and transported to an undisclosed location with more …

Forget Fantasy Football, the gambling odds for Dancing with the Stars are up! If there’s anything great about the online sportsbook era, it’s the ability to gamble on entertainment and pop culture related nonsense. Anyway, you can view the lines at BetUS.com, but I have the full chart and other odds after the jump.

Remember Vin Diesel? He’s like Jason Statham without the accent. He’s also a great break dancer, which I imagine Statham is not. Anyway, this movie looks very bad. Wasn’t Vin Diesel headed for action super-stardom not too long ago? I’ll never forget that Spielberg hand picked him for Saving Private Ryan. Honestly, this just be called Transporter 3: Transport with a Vengeance in the Future. Speaking of the Transporter 3…
I hardly think a re-release of Crank for its 2nd anniversary is necessary. It’s not like it was that great of …

It’s difficult enough being a black actor in Hollywood. With the distinct lack of quality roles that rarely go beyond stereotypes, everyday is as struggle to be relevant. Now they have to worry about becoming the last addition to death’s impending semi-marginal black actor triumverate after the deaths of Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes over the weekend.
Upon hearing the news of Mac and Hayes’ passing, David Alan Grier scheduled a physical. On the other side of town, Meshach Taylor and TK Carter visited a Doctor’s office together. But, they quickly …

Unless you’ve been completing the modifications to hot-box your one-bedroom apartment or building the world’s best 6-person bong for the last few months, you know the Pineapple Express hits theatres this Friday. The stoner action-comedy starring James Franco and Seth Rogen is set to take the top spot at the Box Office this week and make enough money to supply the entire cast and crew with nothing but the best sticky-icky three times over. With what is likely to be the biggest opening for a weed movie, lets revisit the …

You know, people throw the word “hero” around a lot. But that’s not nearly powerful enough to describe the bold stance taken by Keira Knightley to decline digital enhancement for posters for her new movie “The Duchess”. You may remember her from previous poster mammary airbrush debacles like King Arthur. So far, only Filmdrunk seems to understand the gravitas of Knightley’s bravery. Let’s be honest, those digital boobs would probably cause her to tip the imaginary scale at an unacceptable 85 pounds. It’s about time horrendously thin actresses started addressing …

In my unwavering attempt to become the hackiest entertainment blogger out there, I present CeLOLbrities:

That’s right. Only someone like me can take an internet meme that’s jumped the shark (or nuked the fridge, if you prefer) and shoehorn it into entertainment.