ABC announced the cast of Dancing With The Stars this morning.

Here they are:
Donny Osmond
Kathy Ireland
Joanna Krupa
Macy Gray
Mya
Melissa Joan Hart
Ashley Hamilton
Mark Dacascos
Aaron Carter
Kelly Osbourne
Debbie Mazar
Natalie Coughlin
Tom DeLay
Chuck Liddell
Michael Irvin
Louie Vito

My quick thoughts:
-I can’t believe Macy Gray is competing!!!
-Hopefully Donny won’t be as dramatic as his sister!
-Kelly Osbourne-meh…
-Who I’m excited to see: Debbie Mazar, and Chuck Liddell–I think he’ll surprise us.

Hey guys, there is a new reality show on G4 that struck my eye…it’s called Two Months. Two Million. The show centers around four professional poker players (all friends) living in a house in Vegas for the summer (during the Poker World Series) trying to collectively make two million dollars (in two months) playing Poker…awesome, right?

I had the chance to talk to the very hilarious, pro-poker player Jay Rosencrantz about the show, his summer, and all of his crazy antics with his friends yesterday.

Two Months. Two Million. premieres this Sunday, August 16 at 9pm ET/PT on G4.

Hey guys, I have a contest for you!!!  TNT is offering a Dark Blue poster singed by the cast, and a DVD of Leverage: Season One in promotion of their Wednesday night line-up.

Check out Leverage at 9PM ET/PT, and Dark Blue following at 10PM ET/PT.

Here’s your contest:

1. What’s Dylan McDermott’s character’s name in Dark Blue?

2. Who plays Nate Ford in Leverage?

3. What is Dylan McDermott’s job in Dark Blue?

The first person to answer correctly wins!  Email your answers to win@nationallampoon.com

**This contest is open to all U.S. residents

And, here it is!!  The interview I did with Dianne from Oxygen’s Addicted To Beauty. She’s the CEO of Changes medical spa and was so sweet. Interview highlights: Dianne talking about being a test case for Botox. What a trip! Loved her.

Addicted to Beauty premieres tonight at 11PM ET/PT on Oxygen.

I had the chance to talk to Ronnie and Dianne from Oxygen’s new show Addicted To Beauty today. I’ll post the Dianne interview on Monday, so stay tuned for that…but for now here’s the fabulous spa concierge, Ronnie. In this interview we talk all about botox, bad boob jobs, and how he got his start.

Addicted To Beauty premieres Tuesday, August 4th at 11PM ET/PT on Oxygen, and starting August 11th, the show will air during it’s normal timeslot of 10PM ET/PT.

Here’s the interview: