Hey Zazzers

I recently got a chance to talk to Crooked X, the hard rock band comprised of 14 year old boys… a certain King of Pop music’s wet dream, tee-hee… creepy. Anywhoooo, their EP drops today and I listened to it. Just wanted to let you know that I consumed the product that they produced which is what our capitalist society revolves around and if you really want to help the economy, you’ll buy it too. I know what you’re thinking: “What do some teenage moptops know about Rocking in the free world? How could they possibly be able to rock as hard as bands like Winger or Aerosmith?” Legitimate concerns but they blow Winger out of the water and remind you of Aerosmith’s old stuff (when it used to be good). Need I remind you that the Beatles were once teenagers???

Oh and watch their new MTV show. When will it be on you say? Well, ask and you shall receive… it will aired “at a later date.” So there you have it. Crooked X, I interviewed them. Watch that too.

Forget anything negative you’ve heard about England’s? America’s sweetheart. All her misdoings are extinguished because she showed up in court, on time today. Today she must have been the personality that went to the DMV and got her driver’s license because it couldn’t be the same Britney that dresses like a meth addicted Daisy Duke, certainly not

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