Hacked or Cracked? Rick Sanchez’s Twitter account was hacked this morning and he texted in sick.

Who is the hacker? Artie Lange?

State officials confirmed Sunday that former SNL writer Al Franken will be declared winner of his contested Minnesota senate race, which more importantly gives me an excuse to show this picture…

That is all.

“Hi.  Yeah, I’m here down in Cabo, where else?  Of course, in a bikini, what else would I be wearing?  Well, Court’s here, naturally.  And that dude she married.  The kid’s here too.  Laura and Sheryl.  What?  A guy?  Well, I may have brought someone down here.  Who?  Well, let me give you some hints.  He’s very funny, covered in tats, plays music and is 10  years younger.  Can you guess?  No?  Well, how about I give you his initials.  It’s JM.  No, not Jesse McCartney.  Oh, you’re joking.  Yeah, it’s been a while since I did comedy, no wait, I was just in a few movies…you’re right they weren’t funny.  Well, it doesn’t matter because I’ve got a man.  And it’s real and special and I want to keep it that way.  Where am I?  You mean right now?  Just standing on the veranda in front of the paparazzi, why?”

Children are crying across America this NYE (New Years Eve) on account of Charles Barkley, the hall of fame hoops player with a questionable fluency in English, was arrested for “purportedly” being drunk and operating a vehicle. Now, I put the quotes around the word purportedly because I saw this mugshot:

Followed by these receipts:

Damn Charles. Happy New Years.

video.vh1.comAttention Free Radio Fans, I had a quick whisper with the talent/writers/producers of Free Radio and do they have a season lined up that you won’t belive.

I can’t tell you who, but I can tell you this. Three of the confirmed guests are on my OhMyGawdThey’reSoFuckingHawt list.

Can you guess who?

One is on a hit network show and he has network hair and fills out a suit nicely. He’s on the tip of your tongue…

Another was married to her, oh yeah, and he’s been working on an album with another friend of mine, he’s a little nutty but in the most delightfully sexy way, he’s tall, handsome… and I’m not telling who he is.

The third one is a confirmed genius with a touch of dirty boy. I’m going to pull every string I’ve ever strung to get myself to the studio that day so I can drool watch…

Guesses? Anyone? I’ll reveal when they’re in the can. I promise you Free Radio is planning a season you won’t forget.

You can watch the entire first season here.

My top 10 favorite SNL Holiday Sketches of all time.

(watch after the jump)

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