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By Eddie “Cube” Rawls
At 5:36 PM today, Paris Hilton really broke some news.
Feel free to challenge me in my upcoming MMA event.
Super Tuesday Results
by cubeBy: Eddie “Cube” Rawls
Last night’s election results in states I do not reside left a huge impact on complex domestic and foreign issues alike. Unquestionably, we can extrapolate the results of statewide elections and form one singular conclusion all nuclear physicists and political pundits can agree on as we march towards a more perfect union and world peace…
Nick Frost and Tom Sturridge with Matt Zaller Pirate Radio and for also No Apparent Reason
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British comic Nick Frost and Actor Tom Sturridge step into the world of Matt’s mind for a quick jaunt into the nether-regions of imaginative forestry. Watch as space is explored, teeth, spirits, African generals, joints, long hair, and boats.
2009’s Top Halloween Costumes For Couples
by Thane EconomouAs National Lampoon’s chief assistant junior fashion reporter, I am pleased to announce the top costumes for the 2009 Halloween season. Recommended here are the finest choices in costumes for the couple that wants to show off their joint topicality.
Jon and Kate:
For the “Kate”, buy a mullet wig and put it on backwards to recreate her classic bangs. Wear high heels constantly, and complain about having to run after the kids. Shriek like a banshee at everyone you meet.
For the “Jon”, wear Ed Hardy shirts and leave your date at the first sign of a hotter woman.
Hannity and Colmes:
My life certainly hasn’t been complete since this self centered, idiotic, Fox News duo split in January. You can make me whole again by Trick-or-Treating as this pair. And Hannity and Colmes is a perfect costume set for gay couples. The more hot-headed, loud mouthed, aggressive of the two is Hannity. And Colmes is the bitch.
2009’s Top Halloween Costumes For Men
by Thane EconomouAs National Lampoon’s chief junior fashion reporter, I am pleased to announce the top costumes for the 2009 Halloween season. Recommended here are the finest choices in costumes for the man that wants to show off his topicality.
Don Draper:
As season three of Mad Men winds down, any man can throw on a suit and a thin tie and become Don Draper. Except you’ll look nowhere near as good, probably can’t drink as much scotch as him, and will lack the ability to make women orgasm by glancing at them. You will, however, instantly feel cooler, look awesome smoking the four and a half packs of cigarettes necessary for the evening, and increase your chances of cheating on your wife.
Barack Obama:
Be America’s favorite current president for Halloween! Optional styles include: secret Muslim Obama, Messiah Obama, Socialist Obama, and Kenyan baby Obama.
This costume is not recommended if you are white. Except … is it still considered black face if Obama is half white? Cause technically, that means all the black people going as him are doing white face then. And that is extremely offensive to me.
Talulah Riley and Matt Zaller for Pirate Radio and HUMPTY DUMPTY
by zaller
Talulah Riley, one of the stars of the upcoming film PIRATE RADIO, sat down to have a chat with me about the various topics of the boat movie genre, humpty dumpty, all things transatlantic, and giving birth. Please enjoy.
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By Eddie “Cube” Rawls
At 5:36 PM today, Paris Hilton really broke some news.
Feel free to challenge me in my upcoming MMA event.
By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls
Last night’s election results in states I do not reside left a huge impact on complex domestic and foreign issues alike. Unquestionably, we can extrapolate the results of statewide elections and form one singular conclusion all nuclear physicists and political pundits can agree on as we march towards a more perfect union and world peace…
British comic Nick Frost and Actor Tom Sturridge step into the world of Matt’s mind for a quick jaunt into the nether-regions of imaginative forestry. Watch as space is explored, teeth, spirits, African generals, joints, long hair, and boats.
As National Lampoon’s chief assistant junior fashion reporter, I am pleased to announce the top costumes for the 2009 Halloween season. Recommended here are the finest choices in costumes for the couple that wants to show off their joint topicality.
Jon and Kate:
For the “Kate”, buy a mullet wig and put it on backwards to recreate her classic bangs. Wear high heels constantly, and complain about having to run after the kids. Shriek like a banshee at everyone you meet.
For the “Jon”, wear Ed Hardy shirts and leave your date at the first sign of a hotter woman.
Hannity and Colmes:
My life certainly hasn’t been complete since this self centered, idiotic, Fox News duo split in January. You can make me whole again by Trick-or-Treating as this pair. And Hannity and Colmes is a perfect costume set for gay couples. The more hot-headed, loud mouthed, aggressive of the two is Hannity. And Colmes is the bitch.
As National Lampoon’s chief junior fashion reporter, I am pleased to announce the top costumes for the 2009 Halloween season. Recommended here are the finest choices in costumes for the man that wants to show off his topicality.
Don Draper:
As season three of Mad Men winds down, any man can throw on a suit and a thin tie and become Don Draper. Except you’ll look nowhere near as good, probably can’t drink as much scotch as him, and will lack the ability to make women orgasm by glancing at them. You will, however, instantly feel cooler, look awesome smoking the four and a half packs of cigarettes necessary for the evening, and increase your chances of cheating on your wife.
Barack Obama:
Be America’s favorite current president for Halloween! Optional styles include: secret Muslim Obama, Messiah Obama, Socialist Obama, and Kenyan baby Obama.
This costume is not recommended if you are white. Except … is it still considered black face if Obama is half white? Cause technically, that means all the black people going as him are doing white face then. And that is extremely offensive to me.
Talulah Riley, one of the stars of the upcoming film PIRATE RADIO, sat down to have a chat with me about the various topics of the boat movie genre, humpty dumpty, all things transatlantic, and giving birth. Please enjoy.
As National Lampoon’s chief junior fashion reporter, I am pleased to announce the top costumes for the 2009 Halloween season. Recommended here are the finest choices in costumes for the man that wants to show off his topicality.
Don Draper:
As season three of Mad Men winds down, any man can throw on a suit and a thin tie and become Don Draper. Except you’ll look nowhere near as good, probably can’t drink as much scotch as him, and will lack the ability to make women orgasm by glancing at them. You will, however, instantly feel cooler, look awesome smoking the four and a half packs of cigarettes necessary for the evening, and increase your chances of cheating on your wife.
Barack Obama:
Be America’s favorite current president for Halloween! Optional styles include: secret Muslim Obama, Messiah Obama, Socialist Obama, and Kenyan baby Obama.
This costume is not recommended if you are white. Except … is it still considered black face if Obama is half white? Cause technically, that means all the black people going as him are doing white face then. And that is extremely offensive to me.
