Hey guys!  I got to talk to Kirstin Chenoweth last week in support of the TNT’s Christmas in Washington. The special will be hosted by Dr. Phil and Robin McGraw and it will feature Casting Crowns, Kristin Chenoweth, Julianne Hough, Darius Rucker, and Straight No Chaser.  Christmas In Washington airs on TNT tomorrow at 8PM ET/PT.

I was so excited to talk to Kristin that I totally geeked out and ask her about her Funny or Die spoof she did on Intervention. hehe.

Enjoy:

Nadine: I’m a huge fan! I just have to tell you I was dying watching your Funny or Die Intervention video. I literally peed myself laughing, it was so unexpected.

Kristin: Thank you so much!!! I’m so glad you liked it!

Nadine: It was amazing.

Kristin: You know, I - I - I took a little heat for that, but….

Nadine: You did, why? Was it the crystal meth? Lol.

Kristin: Especially being you know a person of faith and like here I am singing about crystal meth, but I thought it was hilarious. So, who cares?

Nadine: I’m obsessed with that show (Intervention), and was watching it online, and then I literally stumbled up on your spoof…

Kristin: I’m obsessed with that show, too. I love it!!

Nadine: I can’t stop. I cry - first - then I laugh…oh it’s bad.

Kristin: I always have to see the update, and they are trying to get me to do one where I do an update. But I really want to do another one you know with another kind of addiction, I know it’s horrible. But I think it’s funny to take the - the genre of musical theatre and - and attach it to something very serious.

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UK Cosmopolitan recently ran an article that quoted Scarlett Johansen as saying:

(on her marriage to actor Ryan Reynolds) “Ryan has a very romantic side. We both enjoy remembering little things that make us happy.”

However,  unfortunately, it’s now come out that the article was entirely made up.  And here’s what I don’t understand, if you’re gonna make up an interview with a celebrity – why not make it worth it?

It could have claimed that she robbed a bank, fucked Jesus, or (one time at a party that got out of hand) ate the body of a fetal kangaroo. But, no; they did it all boring, bland and shitty in some feeble attempt to stay under the radar. And that’s bullshit; that’s why the best criminals don’t mind if they get caught.

So, without further ado, here’s how you do it right.

The (fake) Interview w/ Scarlett J.:

Travis Tack (TT): Hey, Scarlett, thanks for coming over.

Scarlett Johansson (SJ): Yeah, no problem; you’ve got a great apartment.

TT: Thanks. Just ignore the old socks.

SJ: Yeah, no problem. Wow - Man… those are really brown.

TT: Yeah, my leather shoes bleed color into the socks. Also, my feet get really, really dirty.

SJ: That’s totally crazy.

TT: Yeah, I know, right?

SJ: Totally.

TT: What’s the craziest thing you ever did?

SJ: I once kicked the pope in the balls.

TT: Oh my god; that’s totally noteworthy and awesome. How’d that happen? Why did you kick him?

SJ: Well, I was in town for a seminar on the birth rituals of a small pigmy tribe who live under the sewers in Detroit. I still don’t know why that had it inside the Vatican, but they did. So, I’m walking around, looking for the waiter who had a tray of tiny sausages, when I bumped into the pope (literally). I spilled my wine in his hat, he called me a cunt, I kicked him in the nuts.

TT: Wow. Ok. That’s pretty concise.

SJ: Yeah; he didn’t like it, but I told him I’d been talking to god and that dude said it was cool. The pope could totally relate to that, so we shook hands and went our separate ways. 

TT: Nice.

SJ: Yeah; all in all, I thought it was a pretty nice evening. You know, except for the part where I had to kick the pope in the balls.

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Hey guys, I had the chance to talk to “The Ikki Twins” from MTV’s A Double Shot Of Love last week in support of their new show.

Check out A Double Shot of Love every Tuesday at 10PM on MTV.

Enjoy:

Co-Star of the film YES MAN Zooey Deschanel does what is perhaps the most unusual improvisational interview of all time with me. Together, we decide to open a pie shop.

Other topics discussed include, but are not limited to: corn syrup in the air supply, 3.14, going out on a date with Matt, friends, skaters and goths and preppies, Pie Charts, Microsoft Excel, Pies, the movie Yes Man, Jim Carey, Sex (not really), being nude (definitely not discussed actually), owning shops, the price is right, shop owners, the government, shirts, tv guide, magazines, and stuff.