Well, the hoily-days is over, as soon will be our long national nightmare. I’m talking about the break between the end of the fall season and the beginning of the winter one! What did you think I was talking about? Anyway, Drake is fresh back from getting a ton of presents for Christmas, while I mostly got batteries and napkins for my second-rate Jew Days. Miracle of Lights, my ass. Actually, I have no idea if Drake is Christian or not, but he doesn’t know Yiddish, so he ain’t no Chosen. Go back to Gaza, loser! (so that I can murder you with impunity). Hey, Television!:

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One of the newest and hottest comedy shows in L.A., the Filthy Or Show, is this coming up this Thursday at The L.A. Improv and I have tickets to give away for Lampoon readers.  Email win@nationallampoon.com and I’ll give away tickets until we run out. We only have about 30 more seats left…

The line-up is as follows:

Mike Dunphy, Mo Collins, Bret Ernst, Sam Tripoli, Stephen Glickman, and Me (Nadine Rajabi)….plus there maybe a surprise guest you won’t want to miss. 

2008 was a bad year for reporters and balancing on two legs. I saw this story on the front page of AOL yesterday. Well, it’s not really a story, it’s just some poor guy stumbling.

Then I saw this story in the Huffington Post:

There was also this:

But they don’t make plummeting reporters like they used to.

Conclusion: The media loves it when people fall down go boom.

Example:

My top 10 favorite SNL Holiday Sketches of all time.

(watch after the jump)

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Okay, it’s a trend that’s been going on for quite some time and I’ve stood by idle, because I understand sometimes it’s nice to relax and wear an old pair of jeans - but really, ladies - if you’re a size 2 or less, please don’t wear those baggy size 27 “boy” jeans you’ve been tramping around in lately, it’s disrespectful to the people who actually wear them, because it’s all they have that fits. I mean really, Katie, you are gorgeous - why are you wearing those gross jeans? Work with ya got girl… and you are beautiful, so please wear the appropriate pants… And J. Alba - really? You’re listed as one of the hottest women in every magazine, yet you are wearing jeans that a homeless hobo would use as a rag. Why? I mean, I don’t get it. As a celebrity, you are required to dress like one, sorry, that’s the price of being in the spotlight - when you all dress in sh*tty jeans, like the ones I wear on a daily basis, it makes me feel bad because normally when I wear them, I look like an indie chick who could care less about my denim long pants - and that’s true, I don’t care, they’re just jeans. But when you wear them too, it makes me look like I am trying to look like you - and be “cute” in my man’s baggy jeans. It ruins the baggy jean experience for me, so please, STOP. Let girls like me, have the grungy look, and you guys stick with the cute tight ones.