On Thiz Day: March 9th

by travistack

142 BC through 1229 AD – After years of cultural evolution, Humans take a well-deserved break by doing absolutely nothing of interest on March 8th for 1,087 years.

1841 AD – The U.S. Supreme Court announces a verdict on the Amistad case, in which Jose Ruiz and Pedro Montez filed to have their slaves returned to them (in the same condition they were removed or with compensation for damages). The court rules the “passengers” were taken into slavery; the lawyer manages to dodge the whole “how is slavery legal” issue with a well-placed cough during his closing arguments.

1847 AD - The US Military launches it’s first large-scale amphibious assault against Veracruz, then marching inland to Mexico City. Mexicans eventually win this war; the U.S. retaliates by stealing all their recipes, bastardizing the food and selling it with fire sauce.

1933 AD – Franklin Delano Roosevelt submits the first of his “New Deal” policies to congress. The “Emergency Banking Act” (AKA. the “What the Hell Happened to Our Money?” Act) outlines plans to close down, reorganize and reopen banks in a stronger form (at a $2 million cost). Historians say, had the bill existed today, Fox News would have panned it and called FDR a communist.

When asked for a comparison of FDR and Obama, representatives of our research department here at National Lampoon stated: “I think one of them’s a black guy, right?”

California Passes “Cuss Free Week.” Fuck That.

by ThaneEconomou


No Cussing Club

This morning, the California Assembly approved a ceremonial resolution that would make the first week of March “Cuss Free Week.” This measure was inspired by a Southern California teen who created a “no cussing” club at his school. The teen could not be reached for comment because he is currently stuffed in his locker. However, his “no cussing” movement has become an international zeitgeist, and now Californians should think twice before saying shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, or tits.

Of fucking course the California Assembly has nothing better to do than this. It’s not like there is an ongoing mother fucking recession going on, of which California is specifically hurting. And while the Assembly is trying to clean our language, maybe they should focus on cleaning the goddamn air. The smog is so bad the Hollywood sign could now say Fucktard for all I know.

But first, this stupid fucking measure will have to be signed in by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. However, Schwarzenegger loves cussing. Once, in 1977, he was quoted as saying “If a girl comes on strong, and says, ‘I really dig your body and I want to fuck the shit out of you,’ I just decide whether or not I like her.” And in his seminal film Running Man, he once said “I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine.”

I have a feeling the Governator’s love of the word fuck may stop him from signing this resolution, considering he once sent this letter out to legislaters:

Arnold Fuck You

Read the rest of this entry »

Top Ten Reasons To Be Single On Valentine’s Day

by ThaneEconomou

Gentlemen, it is great to be single on Valentine’s Day for one simple fact: you will not have to go see Valentine’s Day. Packed with an all-star cast, the romantic comedy is estimated to open with a huge $50 million weekend, and a sequel (New Year’s Day) is already rumored to be in the works. Men from around the globe will be dragged to this film. May God have mercy on their souls.

However, if you are single, you are safe. Valentine’s Day, currently rocking a 34/100 score on Metacritic.com, has been destroyed by the critics. And they seemed to have enjoyed obliterating this romantic comedy epic.

I present the top ten reasons you should be extremely happy you won’t have to see Valentine’s Day

10. “How you feel about Valentine’s Day may depend on how you feel when someone really, really cute gives you a nasty box of cheap chocolate on Valentine’s Day, picked up at the corner Rite Aid and delivered with the price tag still attached.” “… a screenplay that could be translated into Na’Vi without losing nuance”

- Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly

9. “Black hole of a movie” “a sloppy mess that can’t even be bothered to light and photograph its gorgeous cast properly.” “A heart-shaped pox”

- Lou Lumenick, New York Post

8. “Aggressively unfunny and unromantic.”

- Kimberly Jones, Austin Chronicle

7. “It’s a disaster: cynically made, barely directed, terribly written.”

- Manohla Dargis, New York Times

6. “Garry Marshall’s holiday rom-com made me want to flee to a happier place — like an Iranian prison.” “Mawkishly sentimental and highly predictable” “Teeth-grindingly, mind-warpingly boring.”

- Andrew O’Hehir, Salon.com

5. “Lame and contrived” “Superficial, club-footed Whitman’s sampler of moldy bonbons”

- Rex Reed, New York Observer

4. “Think of it as the Crash of romance, the Short Cuts of bullshit.”

- Karina Longworth, Village Voice

3. “Hard to watch” “Feels less like a movie and more like a strategically programmed effort to turn as many demographic groups as possible into mooshy, gooshy, candy-heart-munching morons.”

- Jen Chaney, Washington Post

2. “… from the sickeningly sappy to the cornball to the groaningly precious and obnoxiously cute.” “Shameless sentiment and sitcom wackiness executed with the kind of flailing desperation that’s generally accompanied by an overactive laugh track.” “Magnum opus of pandering schlock.”

- Nathan Rabin, A.V. Club

1. “Don’t let Cupid suck you into crass commercialism disguised as a romantic comedy. Valentine’s Day is a date movie from hell.” “… all the heart of a two-dollar-whore. Nothing in this cold-blooded exercise in comic calculation feels human.”

Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

So forget what society tells you, because it is awesome to be single on Valentine’s Day. The men in the world with girlfriends will be poorer after having to buy chocolates and roses, and they’ll still have to sit through this concentration camp-esque cinematic experience.

Me? I’ll be at home, sipping on some Scotch, watching 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, and softly laughing at everyone that had to see Valentine’s Day, a movie that stars not one - but two doctors from Grey’s Anatomy.

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone!

TRAINSPOTTING

by Adam PacMan Taylor

So two is a sequel, three is a franchise, and both mean you are out of fresh ideas, right? Not necessarily. It’s possible that the amount of quality subject matter is so infinite that a mere 2 installments simply won’t adequately suffice. This is the dilemma I find myself faced with each day as I ride about New York City on the most extensive subway system in the world (I’m actually not sure if that’s true.) I’m not looking for these people but dammit if they just aren’t everywhere. So here I am with my third installment of “20 Questions for Actual People I Saw on The Subway.” If you need to catch up here are parts ONE and TWO.

Read the rest of this entry »

CLUELESS

by Adam PacMan Taylor

Dear world, I have a favor to ask. When I die could someone please make sure that the LA County Coroner who examined the body of Brittany Murphy composes an autopsy report for me as well? As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t mind him touching up my resume while he’s at it. Looking to tweak that 2-week stint cleaning toilets at Arbys when I was 15 in to some “Executive Sales Experience.”

Read the rest of this entry »

Celebrity Doppelgänger Profile Pictures

by ThaneEconomou

In the most annoying sensation to hit Facebook since those Farmville updates began crowding your homepage, people all across America have replaced their profile pictures with that of their celebrity doppelgängers (or celebrity look-a-likes for those of you who did not study four years of German at the University of Düsseldorf.)

You see, it’s not the idea of doppelgänger profile pictures that annoys me, but the practice. Allow me to explain.

I go on Facebook for one reason and one reason only: to stalk hot women. Now I am incapable of seeing how hot these women actually are now that their profile picture has been replaced by Megan Fox or Zooey Deschanel. And I’m a little ticked off at the very vain ugly people putting extremely attractive people as their doppelgängers. Really, you think you look like Penelope Cruz? Buddy, you really think you look like that shirtless Amerindian from Twilight? Really?

But I am a slave to pop culture zeitgeists, and decided to discover my own celebrity doppelgänger. I plugged my photograph into a program on MyHeritage.com, and was quite surprised at the outcome.

Thane Economou Wayne Brady

For those of you wondering, yes, I am a white man.

But is this fascination with celebrity doppelgängers exclusive only to non-famous folk? Could I go onto Nick Nolte’s Facebook page and find his profile picture replaced with that of Gary Busey? What about Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman? Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley? Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan? Amy Adams and Isla Fisher? Johnny Depp and Skeet Ulrich? Paul McCartney and Angela Lansbury?!

But like all internet sensations, this one may disappear faster than a panda sneezing. So let us enjoy the minor pleasures, like the girl who mistakenly believes she looks like Halle Berry, or the dude that looks suspiciously like Quentin Tarantino, or the relative of mine who asks if I’ve recently been tanning.

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On Thiz Day: March 9th

Written by travistack in Uncategorized

142 BC through 1229 AD – After years of cultural evolution, Humans take a well-deserved break by doing absolutely nothing of interest on March 8th for 1,087 years.

1841 AD – The U.S. Supreme Court announces a verdict on the Amistad case, in which Jose Ruiz and Pedro Montez filed to have their slaves returned to them (in the same condition they were removed or with compensation for damages). The court rules the “passengers” were taken into slavery; the lawyer manages to dodge the whole “how is slavery legal” issue with a well-placed cough during his closing arguments.

1847 AD - The US Military launches it’s first large-scale amphibious assault against Veracruz, then marching inland to Mexico City. Mexicans eventually win this war; the U.S. retaliates by stealing all their recipes, bastardizing the food and selling it with fire sauce.

1933 AD – Franklin Delano Roosevelt submits the first of his “New Deal” policies to congress. The “Emergency Banking Act” (AKA. the “What the Hell Happened to Our Money?” Act) outlines plans to close down, reorganize and reopen banks in a stronger form (at a $2 million cost). Historians say, had the bill existed today, Fox News would have panned it and called FDR a communist.

When asked for a comparison of FDR and Obama, representatives of our research department here at National Lampoon stated: “I think one of them’s a black guy, right?”

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No Cussing Club

This morning, the California Assembly approved a ceremonial resolution that would make the first week of March “Cuss Free Week.” This measure was inspired by a Southern California teen who created a “no cussing” club at his school. The teen could not be reached for comment because he is currently stuffed in his locker. However, his “no cussing” movement has become an international zeitgeist, and now Californians should think twice before saying shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, or tits.

Of fucking course the California Assembly has nothing better to do than this. It’s not like there is an ongoing mother fucking recession going on, of which California is specifically hurting. And while the Assembly is trying to clean our language, maybe they should focus on cleaning the goddamn air. The smog is so bad the Hollywood sign could now say Fucktard for all I know.

But first, this stupid fucking measure will have to be signed in by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. However, Schwarzenegger loves cussing. Once, in 1977, he was quoted as saying “If a girl comes on strong, and says, ‘I really dig your body and I want to fuck the shit out of you,’ I just decide whether or not I like her.” And in his seminal film Running Man, he once said “I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine.”

I have a feeling the Governator’s love of the word fuck may stop him from signing this resolution, considering he once sent this letter out to legislaters:

Arnold Fuck You

Read the rest of this entry »

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Gentlemen, it is great to be single on Valentine’s Day for one simple fact: you will not have to go see Valentine’s Day. Packed with an all-star cast, the romantic comedy is estimated to open with a huge $50 million weekend, and a sequel (New Year’s Day) is already rumored to be in the works. Men from around the globe will be dragged to this film. May God have mercy on their souls.

However, if you are single, you are safe. Valentine’s Day, currently rocking a 34/100 score on Metacritic.com, has been destroyed by the critics. And they seemed to have enjoyed obliterating this romantic comedy epic.

I present the top ten reasons you should be extremely happy you won’t have to see Valentine’s Day

10. “How you feel about Valentine’s Day may depend on how you feel when someone really, really cute gives you a nasty box of cheap chocolate on Valentine’s Day, picked up at the corner Rite Aid and delivered with the price tag still attached.” “… a screenplay that could be translated into Na’Vi without losing nuance”

- Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly

9. “Black hole of a movie” “a sloppy mess that can’t even be bothered to light and photograph its gorgeous cast properly.” “A heart-shaped pox”

- Lou Lumenick, New York Post

8. “Aggressively unfunny and unromantic.”

- Kimberly Jones, Austin Chronicle

7. “It’s a disaster: cynically made, barely directed, terribly written.”

- Manohla Dargis, New York Times

6. “Garry Marshall’s holiday rom-com made me want to flee to a happier place — like an Iranian prison.” “Mawkishly sentimental and highly predictable” “Teeth-grindingly, mind-warpingly boring.”

- Andrew O’Hehir, Salon.com

5. “Lame and contrived” “Superficial, club-footed Whitman’s sampler of moldy bonbons”

- Rex Reed, New York Observer

4. “Think of it as the Crash of romance, the Short Cuts of bullshit.”

- Karina Longworth, Village Voice

3. “Hard to watch” “Feels less like a movie and more like a strategically programmed effort to turn as many demographic groups as possible into mooshy, gooshy, candy-heart-munching morons.”

- Jen Chaney, Washington Post

2. “… from the sickeningly sappy to the cornball to the groaningly precious and obnoxiously cute.” “Shameless sentiment and sitcom wackiness executed with the kind of flailing desperation that’s generally accompanied by an overactive laugh track.” “Magnum opus of pandering schlock.”

- Nathan Rabin, A.V. Club

1. “Don’t let Cupid suck you into crass commercialism disguised as a romantic comedy. Valentine’s Day is a date movie from hell.” “… all the heart of a two-dollar-whore. Nothing in this cold-blooded exercise in comic calculation feels human.”

Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

So forget what society tells you, because it is awesome to be single on Valentine’s Day. The men in the world with girlfriends will be poorer after having to buy chocolates and roses, and they’ll still have to sit through this concentration camp-esque cinematic experience.

Me? I’ll be at home, sipping on some Scotch, watching 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, and softly laughing at everyone that had to see Valentine’s Day, a movie that stars not one - but two doctors from Grey’s Anatomy.

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone!

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TRAINSPOTTING

Written by Adam PacMan Taylor in Uncategorized, articles

So two is a sequel, three is a franchise, and both mean you are out of fresh ideas, right? Not necessarily. It’s possible that the amount of quality subject matter is so infinite that a mere 2 installments simply won’t adequately suffice. This is the dilemma I find myself faced with each day as I ride about New York City on the most extensive subway system in the world (I’m actually not sure if that’s true.) I’m not looking for these people but dammit if they just aren’t everywhere. So here I am with my third installment of “20 Questions for Actual People I Saw on The Subway.” If you need to catch up here are parts ONE and TWO. Read the rest of this entry »

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CLUELESS

Written by Adam PacMan Taylor in TV, Uncategorized, articles, celebs, movies

Dear world, I have a favor to ask. When I die could someone please make sure that the LA County Coroner who examined the body of Brittany Murphy composes an autopsy report for me as well? As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t mind him touching up my resume while he’s at it. Looking to tweak that 2-week stint cleaning toilets at Arbys when I was 15 in to some “Executive Sales Experience.”
Read the rest of this entry »

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In the most annoying sensation to hit Facebook since those Farmville updates began crowding your homepage, people all across America have replaced their profile pictures with that of their celebrity doppelgängers (or celebrity look-a-likes for those of you who did not study four years of German at the University of Düsseldorf.)

You see, it’s not the idea of doppelgänger profile pictures that annoys me, but the practice. Allow me to explain.

I go on Facebook for one reason and one reason only: to stalk hot women. Now I am incapable of seeing how hot these women actually are now that their profile picture has been replaced by Megan Fox or Zooey Deschanel. And I’m a little ticked off at the very vain ugly people putting extremely attractive people as their doppelgängers. Really, you think you look like Penelope Cruz? Buddy, you really think you look like that shirtless Amerindian from Twilight? Really?

But I am a slave to pop culture zeitgeists, and decided to discover my own celebrity doppelgänger. I plugged my photograph into a program on MyHeritage.com, and was quite surprised at the outcome.

Thane Economou Wayne Brady

For those of you wondering, yes, I am a white man.

But is this fascination with celebrity doppelgängers exclusive only to non-famous folk? Could I go onto Nick Nolte’s Facebook page and find his profile picture replaced with that of Gary Busey? What about Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman? Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley? Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan? Amy Adams and Isla Fisher? Johnny Depp and Skeet Ulrich? Paul McCartney and Angela Lansbury?!

But like all internet sensations, this one may disappear faster than a panda sneezing. So let us enjoy the minor pleasures, like the girl who mistakenly believes she looks like Halle Berry, or the dude that looks suspiciously like Quentin Tarantino, or the relative of mine who asks if I’ve recently been tanning.

Comments (0)

142 BC through 1229 AD – After years of cultural evolution, Humans take a well-deserved break by doing absolutely nothing of interest on March 8th for 1,087 years.

1841 AD – The U.S. Supreme Court announces a verdict on the Amistad case, in which Jose Ruiz and Pedro Montez filed to have their slaves returned to them (in the same condition they were removed or with compensation for damages). The court rules the “passengers” were taken into slavery; the lawyer manages to dodge the whole “how is slavery legal” issue with a well-placed cough during his closing arguments.

1847 AD - The US Military launches it’s first large-scale amphibious assault against Veracruz, then marching inland to Mexico City. Mexicans eventually win this war; the U.S. retaliates by stealing all their recipes, bastardizing the food and selling it with fire sauce.

1933 AD – Franklin Delano Roosevelt submits the first of his “New Deal” policies to congress. The “Emergency Banking Act” (AKA. the “What the Hell Happened to Our Money?” Act) outlines plans to close down, reorganize and reopen banks in a stronger form (at a $2 million cost). Historians say, had the bill existed today, Fox News would have panned it and called FDR a communist.

When asked for a comparison of FDR and Obama, representatives of our research department here at National Lampoon stated: “I think one of them’s a black guy, right?”

California Passes “Cuss Free Week.” Fuck That.

Thursday, February 25th, 2010


No Cussing Club

This morning, the California Assembly approved a ceremonial resolution that would make the first week of March “Cuss Free Week.” This measure was inspired by a Southern California teen who created a “no cussing” club at his school. The teen could not be reached for comment because he is currently stuffed in his locker. However, his “no cussing” movement has become an international zeitgeist, and now Californians should think twice before saying shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, or tits.

Of fucking course the California Assembly has nothing better to do than this. It’s not like there is an ongoing mother fucking recession going on, of which California is specifically hurting. And while the Assembly is trying to clean our language, maybe they should focus on cleaning the goddamn air. The smog is so bad the Hollywood sign could now say Fucktard for all I know.

But first, this stupid fucking measure will have to be signed in by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. However, Schwarzenegger loves cussing. Once, in 1977, he was quoted as saying “If a girl comes on strong, and says, ‘I really dig your body and I want to fuck the shit out of you,’ I just decide whether or not I like her.” And in his seminal film Running Man, he once said “I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine.”

I have a feeling the Governator’s love of the word fuck may stop him from signing this resolution, considering he once sent this letter out to legislaters:

Arnold Fuck You

(more…)

Top Ten Reasons To Be Single On Valentine’s Day

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Gentlemen, it is great to be single on Valentine’s Day for one simple fact: you will not have to go see Valentine’s Day. Packed with an all-star cast, the romantic comedy is estimated to open with a huge $50 million weekend, and a sequel (New Year’s Day) is already rumored to be in the works. Men from around the globe will be dragged to this film. May God have mercy on their souls.

However, if you are single, you are safe. Valentine’s Day, currently rocking a 34/100 score on Metacritic.com, has been destroyed by the critics. And they seemed to have enjoyed obliterating this romantic comedy epic.

I present the top ten reasons you should be extremely happy you won’t have to see Valentine’s Day

10. “How you feel about Valentine’s Day may depend on how you feel when someone really, really cute gives you a nasty box of cheap chocolate on Valentine’s Day, picked up at the corner Rite Aid and delivered with the price tag still attached.” “… a screenplay that could be translated into Na’Vi without losing nuance”

- Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly

9. “Black hole of a movie” “a sloppy mess that can’t even be bothered to light and photograph its gorgeous cast properly.” “A heart-shaped pox”

- Lou Lumenick, New York Post

8. “Aggressively unfunny and unromantic.”

- Kimberly Jones, Austin Chronicle

7. “It’s a disaster: cynically made, barely directed, terribly written.”

- Manohla Dargis, New York Times

6. “Garry Marshall’s holiday rom-com made me want to flee to a happier place — like an Iranian prison.” “Mawkishly sentimental and highly predictable” “Teeth-grindingly, mind-warpingly boring.”

- Andrew O’Hehir, Salon.com

5. “Lame and contrived” “Superficial, club-footed Whitman’s sampler of moldy bonbons”

- Rex Reed, New York Observer

4. “Think of it as the Crash of romance, the Short Cuts of bullshit.”

- Karina Longworth, Village Voice

3. “Hard to watch” “Feels less like a movie and more like a strategically programmed effort to turn as many demographic groups as possible into mooshy, gooshy, candy-heart-munching morons.”

- Jen Chaney, Washington Post

2. “… from the sickeningly sappy to the cornball to the groaningly precious and obnoxiously cute.” “Shameless sentiment and sitcom wackiness executed with the kind of flailing desperation that’s generally accompanied by an overactive laugh track.” “Magnum opus of pandering schlock.”

- Nathan Rabin, A.V. Club

1. “Don’t let Cupid suck you into crass commercialism disguised as a romantic comedy. Valentine’s Day is a date movie from hell.” “… all the heart of a two-dollar-whore. Nothing in this cold-blooded exercise in comic calculation feels human.”

Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

So forget what society tells you, because it is awesome to be single on Valentine’s Day. The men in the world with girlfriends will be poorer after having to buy chocolates and roses, and they’ll still have to sit through this concentration camp-esque cinematic experience.

Me? I’ll be at home, sipping on some Scotch, watching 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, and softly laughing at everyone that had to see Valentine’s Day, a movie that stars not one - but two doctors from Grey’s Anatomy.

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone!

TRAINSPOTTING

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

So two is a sequel, three is a franchise, and both mean you are out of fresh ideas, right? Not necessarily. It’s possible that the amount of quality subject matter is so infinite that a mere 2 installments simply won’t adequately suffice. This is the dilemma I find myself faced with each day as I ride about New York City on the most extensive subway system in the world (I’m actually not sure if that’s true.) I’m not looking for these people but dammit if they just aren’t everywhere. So here I am with my third installment of “20 Questions for Actual People I Saw on The Subway.” If you need to catch up here are parts ONE and TWO. (more…)

CLUELESS

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Dear world, I have a favor to ask. When I die could someone please make sure that the LA County Coroner who examined the body of Brittany Murphy composes an autopsy report for me as well? As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t mind him touching up my resume while he’s at it. Looking to tweak that 2-week stint cleaning toilets at Arbys when I was 15 in to some “Executive Sales Experience.”
(more…)

Celebrity Doppelgänger Profile Pictures

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

In the most annoying sensation to hit Facebook since those Farmville updates began crowding your homepage, people all across America have replaced their profile pictures with that of their celebrity doppelgängers (or celebrity look-a-likes for those of you who did not study four years of German at the University of Düsseldorf.)

You see, it’s not the idea of doppelgänger profile pictures that annoys me, but the practice. Allow me to explain.

I go on Facebook for one reason and one reason only: to stalk hot women. Now I am incapable of seeing how hot these women actually are now that their profile picture has been replaced by Megan Fox or Zooey Deschanel. And I’m a little ticked off at the very vain ugly people putting extremely attractive people as their doppelgängers. Really, you think you look like Penelope Cruz? Buddy, you really think you look like that shirtless Amerindian from Twilight? Really?

But I am a slave to pop culture zeitgeists, and decided to discover my own celebrity doppelgänger. I plugged my photograph into a program on MyHeritage.com, and was quite surprised at the outcome.

Thane Economou Wayne Brady

For those of you wondering, yes, I am a white man.

But is this fascination with celebrity doppelgängers exclusive only to non-famous folk? Could I go onto Nick Nolte’s Facebook page and find his profile picture replaced with that of Gary Busey? What about Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman? Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley? Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan? Amy Adams and Isla Fisher? Johnny Depp and Skeet Ulrich? Paul McCartney and Angela Lansbury?!

But like all internet sensations, this one may disappear faster than a panda sneezing. So let us enjoy the minor pleasures, like the girl who mistakenly believes she looks like Halle Berry, or the dude that looks suspiciously like Quentin Tarantino, or the relative of mine who asks if I’ve recently been tanning.

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