Splinterheads releases today in NYC: premiere here and website here.

Splinterheads is easily one of the best films of the year. It’s funny, well written, and Thomas Middleditch, Rachel Taylor, and pretty much the entire cast deliver great performances.

Splinterheads is written and directed by Brant Serson, who’s done a magnificent job writing and directing. I was already a fan of his last film BLACKBALLED (with Rob Corddry, Paul Scheer, Rob Riggle, Ed Helms, Rob Heubel, Curtis Gwinn, and many more), and Splinterheads really resonated with me as well.

Serson has a unique ability to portray middle class slackers realistically. And that’s no easy feat. Most of Hollywood and many of the self-proclaimed Indy features I watch fail in depicting “regular” people. Not many folks can pull it off, but Serson succeeds. And it makes this film refreshingly fun to watch, funny, and authentic.

The story is about a twenty something slacker Justin Frost (played by Middleditch) that basically doesn’t do much of anything for a living beyond landscape architecting with his buddy Wayne (Jason Rogel). When he gets ripped off by a traveling carnival worker Galaxy (Rachel Taylor) he finds himself sucked into the carnival world through a series of random encounters, and he ends up falling for the girl and finding his world completely intertwined with the world and workers of the carnival, who call themselves the “Splinterheads”.

This is definitely a film more than worth seeing. Great story and great characters. Here’s the trailer:

Sometimes, you just have to accept these things as the truth.

By Eddie “Cube” Rawls

At 5:36 PM today, Paris Hilton really broke some news.

Feel free to challenge me in my upcoming MMA event.

1.)    “The National Lampoon Big Book of Boobs”
Each page features a showcase of different breasts from different countries around the world. We have Swedish boobs, Nigerian boobs and Canadian boobs (which are more like ham); just to name a few. All nipples of all nationalities. If there’s one thing we now that America wants – it’s cleavage. A rainbow of different chest appendages well lit to serve all your voyeuristic needs.

2.)    “Baked Beans”
Lampoon knows that none of our fans would like anything more than to sit down with a copy of Vacation, a can of beans, and a beer, then fart into their Laz-E-Boys to their hearts content. We understand your needs, and we provide accordingly.

3.)    “The new F. Scott Fitzgerald Novel”
Everyone’s been waiting for the next epic novel from Fitzgerald, but only Lampoon has it. “Vag-Patrol Goes To Sea” is a new genre for the fiction master (making his screenwriting debut). The film follows the story of three stoner-college kids as they attempt to make a boat out of fake vaginas. Paris Hilton stars as “The Captain” of the SS Poon. Get ready to hit the high seas and set sail for sexy, nude, ocean hi-jinx!

4.)    “Doorbells that Play Music”
I know the idea of the musical door-bell is not a new one; but we’ve added a twist on this old classic. Our musical door-bells will only play annoying music; music so annoying that you won’t even want to stay in your house. Just another gift from National Lampoon, to you – the American public.

5.)    “Non-Threatening Dinosaurs”
In order to appeal to our creationist demographic, Lampoon is now working on engineering “Christian-Friendly” dinosaurs. These dinosaurs will walk and talk like normal dinosaurs; however, they will also vehemently deny any existence pre-dating biblical history.

6.)    “Bowler Caps & Fedoras”
Through a detailed process of trend-setting and undercover-guerilla marketing, we are currently trying to return dress-hats to the common cultural-zeitgeist. So, rest easy, Old People; kids will be dressing in a manner you’re comfortable with very soon!

7.)    “National Lampoon’s History of the Nation”
We bring you the complete history of the United States – but, with added boobs, for good measure.

8.)    “Johnny: The Sarcastic Dog”
We felt it had been too long since there was a regular weekly comic strip about a sarcastic house pet; so, we bring you Johnny: The Sarcastic Dog. The character’s lovable quips and insatiable hunger for tacos will have you in stitches.

9.) “National Lampoon’s Bible”
Continuing our intellectual literature series, we bring you our take on the bible. It’s the regular bible – but all the characters are depicted as having giant, heaving bosoms.

10.)“Homeless Men With Insatiable Lust For Money”
At Lampoon, we’re in need of financing – desperately. That’s why we’ve hired people to go undercover as homeless people and constantly demand change from people as they pass by on the street. Through this practice we have achieved two things. One – we have a bank account entirely funded with coins. And, Two – we have bothered the general public to the point where they lust for, they need, base, guttural, primitive entertainment; entertainment like only National Lampoon can provide.

So, keep an eye out for these products – coming soon to a world near you.

Last night’s election results in states I do not reside left a huge impact on complex domestic and foreign issues alike.  Unquestionably, we can extrapolate the results of statewide elections and form one singular conclusion all nuclear physicists and political pundits can agree on as we march towards a more perfect union and world peace…

"Way To Go Maine! xoxo"

Carrie Prejean gets to keep her rack.  That is all.

As National Lampoon’s chief assistant to the junior fashion reporter, I am pleased to announce the top costumes for the 2009 Halloween season. Recommended here are the finest choices in costumes for the woman that wants to show off her topicality, and look sexy as well.

Slutty Foreclosure Sign

Our failing economy hasn’t been this titillating since Timothy Geithner was appointed US Treasury Secretary.

Slutty Aliens From District 9

Showing up as a seductive alien from the sci-fi hit, District 9, sends the message: “I understand political allegory and I’m DTF.” Socially discriminated extra-terrestrials have never ever been this HOT.

Slutty Tea Party Protester

You’ll be the most arousing Fox News sponsored trick-or-treater in the neighborhood. So sexy, you’ll make Glenn Beck cry. Again.

Slutty Hilary Clinton

Put on some lingerie. Buy yourself a Hilary Clinton mask. And as our most sensual Secretary of State ever, you’ll get any man you want. Then he’ll cheat on you. And you’ll narrowly lose the costume contest to “Slutty Barack Obama.”

Slutty Captain ”Sully” Sullenberger

America’s sexiest pilot is now America’s sexiest Halloween costume. “This is you captain speaking. Prepare for impact.” Indeed.

Slutty Slut

This costume has been attempted for decades but never achieved. Some scientists theorize that it may in fact be impossible. In his March 2008 paper, “Slutty Halloween Costumes And Their Effects On Our Galaxy,” Roger Kreinstein of the Swedish Institution of Interplanetary Science and Technology (SIIST) stated: “If [a woman] were to create such a costume, one can only suspect that the laws of physics had been breached, and the universe would turn in on itself and implode.”

Slutty Thane Economou

Finally, the world of humorous blog posts and erotic costuming have combined. My personally designed masks sell for $27.99 online and are going fast. You’ll never regret dressing up this year as America’s most voluptuous unpaid National Lampoon fashion critic. It’s as sexy as it gets!

Actually … looking at it just now … I vomited in my mouth.

So there you have it! Ladies, the common dilemma of wanting to have a semi-topical costume and a desire to look like a common whore has been solved. You’re welcome.

Happy Halloween!

Previous Posts Include:

2009’s Top Halloween Costumes For Men

2009’s Top Halloween Costumes For Couples

Images by Kris Hanson