http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com Funny Celebrity Gossip & Entertainment News Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:35:34 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Me and Jay Baruchel down by the school yard. METACAFE EXCLUSIVE! Matt Zaller with Jay Baruchel - The funniest videos are a click away http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/videos/jay-baruchel-for-shes-out-of-my-league/ 142 BC through 1229 AD – After years of cultural evolution, Humans take a well-deserved break by doing absolutely nothing of interest on March 8th for 1,087 years. 1841 AD – The U.S. Supreme Court announces a verdict on the Amistad case, in which Jose Ruiz and Pedro Montez filed to ... http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/uncategorized/on-thiz-day-march-9th/ BEST DIRECTOR 5. Lee Daniels, Precious. And the incessant crushing of Precious continues! He’s the guy who happened to be behind the camera. Writing and casting are what made this movie. Unbelievably hard to screw this one up, and you know that because Mariah Carey was involved in an acting capacity. ... http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/articles/oscar-odds-director-and-picture/ Howdy folks! Don Cheadle, Wesley Snipes, Ethan Hawke and Antoine Fuqua and ME!!! Fake mustaches! French accents! Weirdness! The world's first DaDa interview! JOY TO THE WORLD! METACAFE EXCLUSIVE! Interview with Cast of Brooklyn's Finest - Watch more top selected videos about: Matt_Zaller, Wesley_Snipes, Don_Cheadle, Ethan_Hawke, Antoine_Fuqua, Brooklyn's_Finest, Ellen_Barkin, Richard_Gere, Will_Patton Here's ... http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/videos/interviews-don-cheadle-wesley-snipes-ethan-hawke-and-antoine-fuqua/ BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR 5. Matt Damon, Invictus – This guy’s career has made an interesting arc, starting with writer/heavy actor in Good Will Hunting, and sort of evolving into the new thinking-man’s Van Damme. That’s still less than an actual thinking man. An Afrikaans accent is hard, but let’s not give ... http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/articles/oscar-odds-actors/ Let me get right to the point:  Conservatives just don't do well with comedy. Intrinsically, they are simply unfunny.  It's been proven and stuff.  This is because... they suck the taint from the fringe of my balls I'm about to teabag them with. I wasn't looking for trouble.  Trouble came dunkng ... http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/articles/the-conservative-comedian-challenge/ So people apparently love gambling. Let's fill in some blanks. BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS 5. Anna Kendrick, Up In The Air. As stacked as the leading lady category is, the supporting section is like the premade sandwich section at Ralph’s around 1am. This chick had the worst fake cry in movies since Mike ... http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/articles/oscar-odds-actresses/ Remember those excuses always neatly tucked in your back pocket to get out of a jam with Mommy? First-term Rep. Eric Massa announced Wednesday that he will not seek reelection, saying his doctors have told him that he can’t continue to “run at 100 miles an hour.” But several House aides told ... http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/articles/gay-cancer/ Andrew Koenig was found dead in Canada yesterday from an apparent suicide.  He was best known for playing "Boner" on "Growing Pains".  Andrew also had many other endeavors in comedy.  He had a feature film called New Wave he had been working to produce for some time.  He was a ... http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/articles/rest-in-peace-andrew-koenig/ Mark and Andy are back with the first video version of Suckling at the Glass Teat! http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/articles/tv/suckling-at-the-glass-teat-big-love/