By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls

Last night’s election results in states I do not reside left a huge impact on complex domestic and foreign issues alike.  Unquestionably, we can extrapolate the results of statewide elections and form one singular conclusion all nuclear physicists and political pundits can agree on as we march towards a more perfect union and world peace…

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Not quite. But it would probably go something like this.

As National Lampoon’s chief assistant to the junior fashion reporter, I am pleased to announce the top costumes for the 2009 Halloween season. Recommended here are the finest choices in costumes for the woman that wants to show off her topicality, and look sexy as well.

Slutty Foreclosure Sign

Our failing economy hasn’t been this titillating since Timothy Geithner was appointed US Treasury Secretary.

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British comic Nick Frost and Actor Tom Sturridge step into the world of Matt’s mind for a quick jaunt into the nether-regions of imaginative forestry. Watch as space is explored, teeth, spirits, African generals, joints, long hair, and boats.